Yawn

There may be something fundamentally wrong with me, but I am increasingly fed up with the genitalia-orientatedness of our (current?) Western culture, mostly evident in the entertainment business but noticable in other walks of life too. I just cannot be amused, titillated, entertained by who someone does it with, how, when, where, how often or - hilariously! - seldom, or indeed, never (ha! ha! that's a real killer).

Kiddies. This may come as a surprise, but - sex is for procreation. That is precisely why it feels nice. We are all programmed to want to reproduce, your biology wants it even if you don't, so don't kid yourselves.

Signed, Bored Shitless of Helsinki